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Demetri Martin: Person.

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Batteries are the most dramatic of objects. Other things just stop working or break. But batteries, they die… If you’re a battery you’re either working or you’re dead, it’s a shit life.

Demetri Martin (Jokes with guitar)  (via sweetadversity)

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Break-Up Lines

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